if only I could be a Tory - verse

just a piece of heartfelt light verse! 

If only I could be a Tory

Wish I was a heartless bastard

life could be so sweet

I'd believe the mainstream papers

and kick beggars in the street

Wish I was a mindless sod

'cos I could be so mean

believing news from the BBC

and worshipping the Queen

Wish I was a selfish git

without a thought or care

I'd join the Tory party

laugh at the poor's despair

Wish I was a heartless sod

knowing nowt but playing God

                                          

                                                      M.E 190318